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Session open Hon. Whiskers presiding Est. pump.fun - Solana
The People of Solana v. Your Wallet

$JUDGECAT

Paste or connect a Solana wallet to receive an AI case file, verdict, and shareable arrest warrant. Hon. Whiskers has already formed an opinion.

Enter your plea Choose carefully. The statement may be mocked in open court.
Verdict fee: 0.01 SOL · · Find a prior case ·
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Hon. Whiskers, Judge - presiding over the Solana meme coin court
Hon. Whiskers, Judge
"The evidence is overwhelming. The wallet is indefensible. The cat... is disappointed."
— Opening statement, Case #00001
Court Procedure
How the Court Works
Enter a wallet
Paste an address or connect your wallet. JudgeCat reads public Solana activity; it never asks for a seed phrase.
Confirm the fee
Approve the 0.01 SOL court fee in your wallet. Want to look around first? The demo case is free.
Receive the verdict
The court returns a personalised charge, evidence summary, ruling, and sentence in one case file.
Share the case
Download the filing, copy a case link, or summon another wallet to face the bench.
The Bench
Meet the Court
Hon. Whiskers
Hon. Whiskers
Presiding Judge
Self-appointed and self-certified. Has reviewed 10,000+ wallets and found three that weren't disappointing.
Lady Pawsworth
Lady Pawsworth
Court Stenographer
Records every transaction and remembers every rug. Her ledger has no delete key.
Sgt. Barksworth
Sgt. Barksworth
Court Bailiff
The court's only dog and its least corruptible employee. Maintains order without ever smiling.
Kit McWhiskers
Kit McWhiskers, Esq.
Public Defender
Defends your portfolio with a 2% success rate. Keeps both wins framed above his desk.
Filed Statistics
Court of Records
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Cases Heard
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Found Guilty
0.00 SOL
SOL in Court Fees
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Avg. Deliberation
0
Wall of Shame Entries
0
Full Pardons Granted
Demonstration Filings
Five simulated cases · no fees charged Open leaderboard
Token - $JDGCAT
Launch
Supply 100% on the curve - no presale
1B
Graduation Subject to the platform's bonding-curve mechanics
filed
Dev strategy first on the curve - same rules, same price
same
Revenue 0.01 SOL per verdict - court fees
service
Terms on record Open launch docket
Roadmap 01 / 04
The Cat's Plan
From one-off roast to repeat-offender courtroom.
View full roadmap
Launch Week Docket
Court Is Open
Day 1

Opening Arraignments

Wallet trials, verdict cards, arrest warrants, and public humiliation begin.

Live at launch
Day 2

Paper Hands Session

Special charges for early sellers, panic exits, and green-candle cowardice.

Theme docket
Day 3

Rug Survivor Hearings

The worst bags compete for the court's sympathy and the jury's disgust.

Leaderboard push
Experimental

Restitution Pool

A capped community pool concept for the five most wounded eligible wallets of an epoch.

Summon a Friend Every verdict can become an arrest warrant.

After judgement, generate a share link that drags another wallet before the bench.

About the Court
Filed under: Necessary context

The internet has enough dashboards. This one issues verdicts.

JudgeCat turns public Solana wallet activity into an AI-generated satirical case file. You bring the address; Hon. Whiskers brings the charges, ruling, and deeply unnecessary commentary.

Meet the judge Read Case No. 001
Case #
Hon. Whiskers
Hon. Whiskers
Presiding Judge — Court of Solana
GUILTY
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